- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mikey is cute

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Roses are flowers.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

guess what what that wasnt it

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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