- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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