A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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