Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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knock knock no ones home

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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i killed my family

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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