- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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