- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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