- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

I went to school. Then I came home.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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