Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Sex vagina. lol.

Anti Joke

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