- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

knock, knock whos there child molestor

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

. . I am a whale

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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