why girl die cancer

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

kill yourself

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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