Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Wolfjob.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Knock knock Come in

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