- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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