What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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