how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

watch me nae nae

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Latvia isn't a joke

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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