how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Robin, get in the batmobile

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

I have read the terms and conditions

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Do u take sugar?

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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