why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

womans rights...

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

No thank you, I don't like violence

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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