What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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