- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

roses are red violets are indigo

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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