A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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