- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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