What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Dakota Fanning

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A person from Singapore eats

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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