- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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