- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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