- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Carrot fingers

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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