Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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