- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

I have an erection My mom!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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