- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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