- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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