- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

I literally died laughing

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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