- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

womans having rights.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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