Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Ken wins!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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