- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Will nearis is here! Get it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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