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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Daniel is a fag

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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