why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Justin Bieber

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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