How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Stephen Hawking

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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i have a christmas tree.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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