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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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