- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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