- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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