- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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