- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What is more worse than death? Death

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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