Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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The american education system.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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