What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

why did the man die? he was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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