What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

5 people are walking

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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