- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

White men's rights

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