- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Women's rights.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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