- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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