What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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