A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Women's rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

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