how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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