- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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