- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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