What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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