How many babies can you breast feed? 2

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Justin Bieber.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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