A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Im gay What about you

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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