Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Your girlfriend.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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