- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??