- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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