- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Women's rights...

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A baby seal walks into a club.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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