What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Obama.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Nah

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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