- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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