- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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