What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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