How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Anti Joke

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