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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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