A black man walks Into a bar.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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