- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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