- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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