Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

woman's lacrosse

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

No your aunties a joke

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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