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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Is maynaise an instrument?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

here's a joke... the american education society

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Do you like apples? Yes

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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