- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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