Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Logan's gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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