- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Where's the dick??? east

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.