What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A midget walked under a bar.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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