- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

minorities.....

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

breasts

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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