- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person from Singapore eats

a. why? b. because

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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