- Anti Joke

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

a. why? b. because

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A person from Singapore eats

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

a. why? b. because

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A person from Singapore eats

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses