Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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