why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Peas

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

He--Hey guys

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Anti Joke

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