Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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