- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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