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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Katy Perry

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do gay people eat?? food

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Women's Rights Movement

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA