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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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