- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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