whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Jellybeans

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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