What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

kennah campion... being nice

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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