How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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