- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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