How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock Knock. Come in.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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