what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Justin Bieber.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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