What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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