- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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