- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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