A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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epic win?

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Communism hehe xd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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