- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

im watching you..

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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